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Ok, no, but seriously—why are we talking about the moon so much?

mohandasgandhi:

leftist-linguaphile:

democratsaresexier:

Like, really, every fucking debate? Is this necessary?

Deficit? Poverty? Health Care? Education?

FUCK THAT SHIT. WE’RE GONNA COLONIZE THE MOON.

INFILTRATE THE MOON

I have a theory they want to colonize the moon, or at least Newty does, so that we can send all Brown people there because ew, oh gosh, they are so un-American. WASPs only.

It’s cause of the Helium-3

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  1. le-emmeth reblogged this from peachsss and added:
    HOW DOES IT WORK. YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT.
  2. tessneeem reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  3. goodonerobot reblogged this from onehundreddollars
  4. onehundreddollars reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    Holy shit. David Cross totally predicted this. In 2004 on one of his standup albums. It’s reality in 2012. Sigh.
  5. peachsss reblogged this from democratsaresexier
  6. humarashid reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    Actually (about the original ‘what’s up with the moon’ question), space law is kind of HUGE right now. You know,...
  7. maltedpotatoes reblogged this from political-linguaphile
  8. ive-got-dreams-to-remember reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    Hell yeah this is important… we need to know who the first Domino’s clients are going to be!...
  9. wholeheart-ed reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  10. glitchthemachine reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    It’s cause of the Helium-3
  11. shercock-block reblogged this from agniology and added:
    is this 4srs america stop
  12. holden421 reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    Ask Carl Sagan why space exploration is so important.
  13. sans-nuage reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  14. backdoor-wit reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    You’re telling me that big white thing isn’t god’s eyeball slowly blinking every month? it’s a rock?! Does it have oil?...
  15. agniology reblogged this from thesoapboxschtick
  16. nerdsarepeopletoo reblogged this from democratsaresexier
  17. mohandasgandhi reblogged this from political-linguaphile and added:
    I have a theory they want to colonize the moon, or at least Newty does, so that we can send all Brown people there...
  18. political-linguaphile reblogged this from democratsaresexier
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